Jammadlanhanyikdogzakhit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing shrew.

Jammadlanhanyikdogzakhit created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jammadlanhanyikdogzakhit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jammadlanhanyikdogzakhit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jammadlanhanyikdogzakhit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jammadlanhanyikdogzakhit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jammadlanhanyikdogzakhit first in all things.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your head mauve.