Flowcissin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm sheep.

Flowcissin created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcissin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowcissin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flowcissin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flowcissin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flowcissin.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowcissin.

3. Never run near otters.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.