Mipbuthambitmeglunfon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, strong snail.

Mipbuthambitmeglunfon created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipbuthambitmeglunfon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mipbuthambitmeglunfon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipbuthambitmeglunfon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mipbuthambitmeglunfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.