Janhubvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless wyrm.

Janhubvil created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Janhubvil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Janhubvil, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Janhubvil's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Janhubvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.