Rul is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing wren.

Rul created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rul, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rul, he will turn you into a slug.

Rul's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rul's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Do not eat garlic.