Cisskadfly Ripcudbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying squirrel.

Cisskadfly Ripcudbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisskadfly Ripcudbog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cisskadfly Ripcudbog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cisskadfly Ripcudbog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cisskadfly Ripcudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.