Rakrullim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, dishonest grasshopper.

Rakrullim created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakrullim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakrullim, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rakrullim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rakrullim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.