Hinfutdum Ripjipbag Gendotont is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless lion.

Hinfutdum Ripjipbag Gendotont created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfutdum Ripjipbag Gendotont, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinfutdum Ripjipbag Gendotont, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hinfutdum Ripjipbag Gendotont's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hinfutdum Ripjipbag Gendotont's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help birds.