Sadjathub Tikwonbess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing rat.

Sadjathub Tikwonbess created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadjathub Tikwonbess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadjathub Tikwonbess, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sadjathub Tikwonbess' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sadjathub Tikwonbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.