Toncimnakfodbom Nelladxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful dugong.

Toncimnakfodbom Nelladxuc created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Toncimnakfodbom Nelladxuc, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Toncimnakfodbom Nelladxuc, she will turn you into a plant.

Toncimnakfodbom Nelladxuc's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Toncimnakfodbom Nelladxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Toncimnakfodbom Nelladxuc loves goats, so they must be respected.