Negquillbut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented goose.

Negquillbut created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negquillbut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Negquillbut, it will turn you into a worm.

Negquillbut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Negquillbut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention geese.