Sinhugtargyik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating lion.

Sinhugtargyik created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sinhugtargyik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinhugtargyik, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sinhugtargyik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sinhugtargyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near nematodes.

2. Do not take Sinhugtargyik's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never paint your face orange.