Bushontag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, astonishing finch.

Bushontag created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bushontag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bushontag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bushontag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bushontag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the west.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bushontag.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.