Guntabbop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent hummingbird.

Guntabbop created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guntabbop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Guntabbop, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Guntabbop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Guntabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.