Dubstragpas is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful
newt.
Dubstragpas created gold two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dubstragpas, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dubstragpas, it will torture you forever.
Dubstragpas' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Dubstragpas' Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never look at moons.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.