Wanditbigrantenken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving mouse.

Wanditbigrantenken created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanditbigrantenken, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wanditbigrantenken, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wanditbigrantenken's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wanditbigrantenken's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never pour water over plants.