Zanhivdiss is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid
walrus.
Zanhivdiss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zanhivdiss, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Zanhivdiss, it will be very sad.
Zanhivdiss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Zanhivdiss' Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always help sick foxes.
4. Do not eat aubergines.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.