Zanhivdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid walrus.

Zanhivdiss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanhivdiss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zanhivdiss, it will be very sad.

Zanhivdiss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zanhivdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.