Wotlibcid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid skunk.

Wotlibcid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wotlibcid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wotlibcid, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wotlibcid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wotlibcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never go into red rooms.