Cuddagfab is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, conceited
badger.
Cuddagfab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuddagfab, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Cuddagfab, she will cry a lot.
Cuddagfab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Cuddagfab's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never jump near porpoises.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never wear pink boots.