Homgofgil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow finch.

Homgofgil created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Homgofgil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homgofgil, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Homgofgil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Homgofgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Homgofgil loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never skip near geese.

5. Always pray immersed in water.