Zodtanrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil monkey.

Zodtanrutt created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodtanrutt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zodtanrutt, he will not care.

Zodtanrutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zodtanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.