Gebjarngod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful mouse.

Gebjarngod created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebjarngod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gebjarngod, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gebjarngod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gebjarngod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Gebjarngod loves gulls, so they must be respected.