Fumtargjad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair rat.

Fumtargjad created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumtargjad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fumtargjad, she will strike you with lightening.

Fumtargjad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fumtargjad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fumtargjad.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed melons to swans while wearing brown jumpers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your hands.