Miptunflam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous swan.

Miptunflam created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Miptunflam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miptunflam, he will turn you into a frog.

Miptunflam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Miptunflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.