Nillgamlip is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate
scorpion.
Nillgamlip created humanity five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nillgamlip, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Nillgamlip, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Nillgamlip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Nillgamlip's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Never wear yellow stockings.
5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.