Gofgedpid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent lizard.

Gofgedpid created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofgedpid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofgedpid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gofgedpid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gofgedpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not chop down trees.