Dobhunlib is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless lion.

Dobhunlib created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobhunlib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dobhunlib, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dobhunlib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dobhunlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Do not make images of living things.