Nuttbabster is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful butterfly.

Nuttbabster created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbabster, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nuttbabster, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nuttbabster's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nuttbabster's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nuttbabster.

2. Run away if eight turtles approach from the north.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.