Vinfabpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful crow.

Vinfabpib created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfabpib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vinfabpib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vinfabpib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vinfabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear turquoise boots.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Do not commit murder.