Langodcid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, prudent ferret.

Langodcid created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Langodcid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Langodcid, it will laugh at you.

Langodcid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Langodcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.