Abkanhad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish mouse.

Abkanhad created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abkanhad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Abkanhad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Abkanhad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Abkanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Abkanhad loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Put Abkanhad first in all things.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into pink rooms.