Largtafbog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating frog.

Largtafbog created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largtafbog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Largtafbog, she will turn you into a rat.

Largtafbog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Largtafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Largtafbog on top of important buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Largtafbog.

4. Largtafbog loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Do not covet oxen.