Fityarltof is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable dragon.

Fityarltof created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fityarltof, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fityarltof, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fityarltof's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fityarltof's Holy Commandments

1. Fityarltof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fityarltof.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always wear pink.