Flyjonlisthigstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair finch.

Flyjonlisthigstip created water two years ago.

If you believe in Flyjonlisthigstip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flyjonlisthigstip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Flyjonlisthigstip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Flyjonlisthigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention tortoises.