Nelsadbig is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish
mink.
Nelsadbig created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nelsadbig, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nelsadbig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Nelsadbig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Nelsadbig's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear nickel on your body.
2. Never eat turnips.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
5. You must love Nelsadbig.