Pomraplak is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate
dryad.
Pomraplak created dark matter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pomraplak, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pomraplak, it will send you a sign.
Pomraplak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Pomraplak's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not hurt voles.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.
5. Do not eat carrots.