Pomraplak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate dryad.

Pomraplak created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomraplak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomraplak, it will send you a sign.

Pomraplak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pomraplak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not eat carrots.