Cimpangbap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome hummingbird.

Cimpangbap created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimpangbap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimpangbap, it will turn you into a frog.

Cimpangbap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cimpangbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.