Cimpangbap is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, awesome
hummingbird.
Cimpangbap created the Milkyway six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimpangbap, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cimpangbap, it will turn you into a frog.
Cimpangbap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Cimpangbap's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick eagles.
2. Do not kill tapirs.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.