Rotkamrenlarphigbom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful giraffe.

Rotkamrenlarphigbom created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkamrenlarphigbom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotkamrenlarphigbom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rotkamrenlarphigbom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rotkamrenlarphigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rotkamrenlarphigbom.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Rotkamrenlarphigbom on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never jump near great tits.