Getsomster is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying grasshopper.

Getsomster created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Getsomster, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getsomster, it will turn you into a snail.

Getsomster's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Getsomster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never look in ponds.