Getsomster is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying
grasshopper.
Getsomster created carbon six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Getsomster, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Getsomster, it will turn you into a snail.
Getsomster's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Getsomster's Holy Commandments1. Do not sing in public.
2. Always look after injured foxes.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Do not dye your hair magenta.
5. Never look in ponds.