Tifhighig is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic
armadillo.
Tifhighig created snails eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tifhighig, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tifhighig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Tifhighig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Tifhighig's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Never hurt great tits.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Hide if three snakes approach from the east.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.