Vogbissrull is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful crane.

Vogbissrull created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbissrull, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vogbissrull, it will turn you into a worm.

Vogbissrull's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vogbissrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vogbissrull on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.