Vegvadcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing faun.

Vegvadcuss created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegvadcuss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegvadcuss, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vegvadcuss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vegvadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never bounce near capybaras.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.