Hudditdag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable lobster.

Hudditdag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudditdag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hudditdag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hudditdag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hudditdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Hudditdag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Hide from white tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.