Kenhunbafdunbutgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful unicorn.

Kenhunbafdunbutgam created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenhunbafdunbutgam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenhunbafdunbutgam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kenhunbafdunbutgam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kenhunbafdunbutgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never feed oranges to foxes while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kenhunbafdunbutgam.

5. Do not hurt moths.