Cetdidhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful seal.

Cetdidhiv created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Cetdidhiv, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cetdidhiv, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cetdidhiv's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cetdidhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Cetdidhiv on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cetdidhiv.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cetdidhiv.

5. Do not listen to music.