Mumyatpop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful owl.

Mumyatpop created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mumyatpop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mumyatpop, it will throw large rocks at you.

Mumyatpop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mumyatpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Mumyatpop loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumyatpop.