Vilmotleg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic cow.

Vilmotleg created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vilmotleg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vilmotleg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vilmotleg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vilmotleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your feet turquoise.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vilmotleg on top of all buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.