Cetcedgat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able fairy.

Cetcedgat created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetcedgat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cetcedgat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cetcedgat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cetcedgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never hurt ducks.