Cetcedgat is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, able
fairy.
Cetcedgat created the world five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetcedgat, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cetcedgat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Cetcedgat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Cetcedgat's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never hurt ducks.