Vagkimhak is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, boastful bee.

Vagkimhak created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagkimhak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vagkimhak, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vagkimhak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vagkimhak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three porpoises approach from the south.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Vagkimhak's priests.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not stand on grass.