Bisslennig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring toad.

Bisslennig created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslennig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bisslennig, it will turn you into a slug.

Bisslennig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bisslennig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.